Free speech has now been ruled a contagious form
of vernacular vertigo, a dangerous disease ruled
inimical to perpetual peace and holistic harmony
by your trusted fact checkers.
Best treated by masks and lockdowns,
plus permanent prison for protesters
and drug treatment for all citizens.
Good news! Our beloved, Jewish-controlled U.S. government has just created a new Disinformation Governance Board declaring it — and it alone — to be the only source of authentic information relating to the defense of our country and the safety of its citizens.
Contact tracers and government fact checkers will now be mobilized to assure the consistency of all content and the permanent pacification of the population. New restrictions on discussing the so-called Holocaust of Jews in Germany during WW2 are soon to be announced.
Right!!!! Our government which totally runs on deliberate disinformation is now going to protect us from disinformation by making it clear to us that what the government says is always true. Surely as good citizens you were hoping for such bureaucratic clarity.
You remember gender dysphoria, which the government told us was that sudden desire sweeping the country of people —particularly small children — who suddenly demonstrated a desire to be another gender than the one with which they were born, so the government recommended they head to Disney World for counseling.
Well, now the latest health discovery by the Washington wonder wonks is that the public suffers from disinformation dysphoria and the Department of Homeland Security is ready to step in and clear up things once and for all about all these nagging questions concerning the essential value of vaccine passports and the economic necessity of World War III .
So the quickest way demonstrate the efficacy of the latest Biden Brainstorm to Build Back Better the nation which his idiot edicts are destroying as fast as possible is simply to toss a few pertinent questions at this new board of nitwit neocons to see if the answers that come back are the least bit comprehensible. Hint: well, you already know the answers to this.
This could be called sarcasm if it weren’t completely true.
It is imperative we ask these slime encrusted bureaucrats in charge of this preposterous proposition with these urgent questions crucial to our own peace of mind . . .
• Who decided to use the PCR test, which has been proven to never detect any disease under any circumstance, to determine that five million chickens needed to be killed immediately to stop the spread of the new bird flu epidemic, which, like COVID, has never been proven to exist?
And the followup question to that would be . . .
• What government agency coordinated the crashing of airplanes into various food processing plants in order to accelerate the destruction of America’s food supply? And, were the pilots of these planes triple jabbed and suffering from myocarditis like all those military pilots supposedly defending our country have been?
The Disinformation Board responded with a quick answer, noting that starvation was the latest trend recommended by government health experts because it improved health by reducing dietary calorie intake and saved money by having less food for consumers to buy, thereby eliminating stress on their food budgets.
Other questions demonstrating the pertinacity of the new board could be . . .
• Why give $33 billion to the nonexistent Ukrainian government when that money which could be used to help an unemployed and starving American population be better used to fatten the kickbacks of the U.S. politicians involved in resupplying the Ukrainian biolabs and assisting in the child smuggling operations coordinated by Israeli oligarchs as well as enabling the courageous Ukrainian president to purchase more opulent pleasure palaces in tropical paradises?
So the questions just keep on coming . . .
• Is opening the southern U.S. border to millions of unemployed migrants a comprehensive attempt to replace the millions of gullible Americans who have been exterminated by poison vaccines which have resulted in multinational corporations being unable to find sufficient numbers of workers to fill their unfilled low-wage positions?
Or . . .
• Is foolishly spending money on reviewing past election procedures just another bureaucratic boondoggle sabotaging the already reliable recommendations put forth by our trusted fact checkers and contact tracers?
Or . . .
• Are investigating serious events of the past about which second-guessing decisions made in the best interests of the American people unduly undermining the faith of citizens in the integrity of their duly elected governments a hindrance to the peaceful and orderly dispensing of justice to an orderly American electorate? And should long term imprisonment of malcontents and rumor mongers include restricted diets and enforced medications to minimize disruptions to the tranquil administration of these altruistic reeducation camps?
And finally . . .
• Why should any effort at all be invested in investigating protests about government procedures when they only impede the establishment of a compassionate atmosphere that only facilitates the widespread desire of domestic tranquillity and harmonious happiness that is better accomplished by prescribed remedies for the welfare of all rather than by free choices which only exacerbate conflict and disagreement among people who would like to think for themselves rather than upsetting those obedient citizens who only wish to further sedate themselves from the basic worries of life?
As a further note to the responsible recommendations of the Disinformation Governance Board, which are already posted on Google and soon to be the law of the land, any land, and all lands, in the interests of domestic harmony we should all remind ourselves of the recommendations to achieve a permanently enforced peace.
Google, speaking for the new world order, says . . .
Gender dysphoria: A concept designated in the DSM-5 as clinically significant distress or impairment related to a strong desire to be of another gender, which may include desire to change primary and/or secondary sex characteristics.
Treatments: Sex reassignment surgery (the only choice)
For further information see https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/gender-dysphoria/what-is-gender-dysphoria
Other pressing questions Google answers include . . .
What are the 4 genders?
There are four different types of genders that apply to living and nonliving objects.
Masculine gender: denotes male subtype.
Feminine gender: denotes a female subtype.
Neuter gender: denotes nonliving things.
Common gender: denotes either male or female.
Non living things now have a gender.
To which we might add the following definitions.
Disinformation dysphoria: Disagreement with government definitions of human behavior.
Treatments: Chemical or physical surgery (lobotomies), long term confinement or medical modification by drug treatment plans deemed suitable by suspect authorities. Plus multiple enduring penalties to any individual who persists in believing or advocating facts and opinions that the government, through its eminently reliable fact checkers and contact tracers, has proved false.
This message has been brought to you by the irrepressible instinct for individual freedom, soon to be erased by those duplicitous demons who seek to turn humanity into a collective blob of barbaric but meaningless droids who will not interfere with their exploitation by those who wish to maximize the economic value of their victims to the moronic masses and the bestial bottom line.
John Kaminski is a writer who lives on the Gulf Coast of Florida, constantly trying to figure out why we are destroying ourselves, and pinpointing a corrupt belief system as the engine of our demise. Solely dependent on contributions from readers, please support his work by mail: 6871 Willow Creek Circle #103, North Port FL 34287 USA.